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Stupid SIM.

Life's so tiring I just want to puke and die. Im also jamming with a bunch of strangers this Saturday, why? Hope it goes well.

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I have a lot of questions about this...

I also learned today that the great Abraham Lincoln was actually a racist. He is an opponent of black slavery NOT because he believed in the equal treatment of all humans:

"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that."

He did it to save the Union from falling apart.

He definitely did not think that the blacks are equal. He felt that blacks should receive equally humane treatment, such as basic food, water and air, but from his speeches, it is quite obvious that he saw black people as inferior to the white race:

"I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races-that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the 2 races living together on terms of social or political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion that I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position that the Negro should be denied everything."

To put it bluntly, he saw black people as equal as us believing that...ants should receive proper rights as living creatures. Of course ants shouldn't be abused for the heck of it, because it is just cruel, but no one else is going to go fight for ants' rights. And while I'm sure ants are very smart in their own way, you can't possibly say that they're our equal. They aren't. I'm not trying to be an ant-ist here, but that's how Lincoln saw the blacks.

Ahh the power of propaganda. All my life I believed that Lincoln is this great man who fought for black rights and now...this. So, never believe everything you read.

I think Lincoln has done a great job in advancing human rights, but I don't think he actually done it to promote human rights.

So this woman, Megan Fox...



...is starting to appear everywhere on magazines. I just saw like 5 updates about her appearing on magazine covers from Pink, and Trent (owner of the blog) is slightly enamored with her.

And he's gay.

I don't know what she's famous for except for her appearing in the Transformers movie and being known as the ~next Angelina Jolie~. She's also recently videoed going through her daily morning routine on "Esquire", looking generally relatable as she shows that like any other girls, she goes through the same morning routine all the time! First, she wakes up looking ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS, with her face splashed with MAKEUP and her hair perfectly tousled. She then proceeds to wear a one piece swimsuit and drinks beer and does BBQ at the poolside. After that, she went on to uhhh, I don't know, put on make up while putting one leg up onto a chair and swishing her long black hair.

She is fucking hot though, and I think at the ripe old age of 22, she is packing too much plastic into her boobs and lips. And her tattoos are ugly.

Anyway, her interview questions are really boring 100% of the time, so I'm pretty sure the whole point of all her interviews is to take shots of her sexy hot bod dripping with water and ice-cubes and cherries and lollipops, while the interviewers struggled to ask her irrelevent questions such as, "So uhhh.....you an actress?" If I were an interviewer, I'll make sure my questions are really, really interesting. Like this:

- QUESTIONS FOR MEGAN FOX -
1) Are you in love with yourself?

2) No seriously, are you?

3) If I were you, and you were me, would you do me?

4) If marriage to oneself is legalised, would you marry yourself?

5) Do you have mirrors in your house? How long, on average, do you spend staring into them?

6) What's your favourite part of your own body?

7) Does your neck hurt from swishing your hair so often?

8) On a scale of 10 to 10, how hot do you think you are?

9) Besides yourself, who else would you like to shag?

10) I saw your video on the "Esquire" website, in which you were videoed going through your morning routine, starting from the very moment you wake up from bed. How often do you take videos of yourself waking up every morning?

11) Would you rather strangle a mountain ox with your bare hands, or spend some quality time with yourself?

12) When you watch yourself in movies such as "Transformers", do you fast-forward the movie until you see yourself?

13) Are you "the_megan_fox" on Twitter? If you are, did you really do it with 8 cowboys?

14) What do you have to say to fans who are, similarly, in love with you, and wants to be exactly like you?

15) I heard you invented a new language, in which the word "Megan" means, "Hottest person in the universe and loving it, so suck on it bitches (unless you're a guy), for you still have to take a queue number before you get to stand within 1 km radius of me." What does "Fox" means then?

16) You said repeatedly that while you're NOT a lesbian, you don't mind doing it with girls. Do the girls have to look exactly like you?

17) You have been told that you resemble Angelina Jolie. I can totally see the resemblance. The long hair, the black hair, and the fact that both of you are actually female. If Angelina were to break up with Brad Pitt, would you date her?


Come on. No one asks these questions?! I'm shocked. I TOTALLY WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS.

If someone gives me a magic wand and tell me that i can be anyone in this world, I WANT TO BE THIS WOMAN. SHE. IS. SO. PERFECT. I want to look EXACTLY like her. I want to dress EXACTLY like her. I want to have so much limbs that I don't even know how to put them properly or what to do with them. I also want to have the ability to do whatever the fuck i want with my hair and still make it look good.

Yup and she's English.

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Someone tell me who that hot fella who is? The guy who appeared second in the video, right after Sarah Chalke.

It's a parody of this ad by the National Organisation of Marriage:

There was a part when she was singing about giving head and she did the special thing with the microphone. Hahaha! God she's so so so cute. I heard she got wasted during this concert and flashed a few people. Whee.

Did I mention that her second album is amazing? I did? Okay I'll still say it again. Her second album is amazing. Takes time to get used to but it's so good, it's like seeing a million dollar note on the ground, and no one else saw it but you. Then you're like, "Is it really a million bucks?!" And it is! And no one wants to claim it, because who will claim to drop a million dollars anyway, and then you keep it for yourself and you buy a house and keep a million bunnies.

Anyway, I bought something good today. It's an impulse buy, but oh my god how can anyone see it and not buy it? It is...

In all relationships, you feel more in love with the other person when you do not know how the other person feels about you. But once or if you know that your feelings is being reciprocrated, you tend to like the other person much lesser, or take the person for granted. Such is the irony of love.

I admire love that is able to sustain itself even though it has been through a long period of time. Not just romantic ones, but also love in friendships. It's so difficult to make friends, let alone be lovers.

When I say I'm in love with you, it doesnt mean that it comes attached with romantic feelings. I admit though, sometimes it gets confusing. But I'm not willing to get the horrible end of the stick again.

Hardcore.

GO POKEMON.